What carries us off this week? A good laugh!
Okay, it’s more like giggles than a burst of bwahaha … but it’s still a nice 5-10 minutes break from the stress of schoolwork or, for you poor overworked parents, taking care of hyperactive kids, right?
So here’s something to take your mind off the other stuff.
Parents & Kids, ready?
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.
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What is the most popular sentence in school?
I don't know.
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My brother got thrown out of the zoo last week.
“What happened?” I said.
“I fed the monkeys,” he said with a shrug.
“You got thrown out of the zoo for feeding the monkeys?”
“Yes, I fed them to the lions.”
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What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
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Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they are two-tired!
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I love the one on the traffic lights and the monkeys ... (needlessly cruel, huh). Which ones do you like? Are there more you know? Click on ‘x comments’ at the top of this post, and share with us!
Actually, there is one more I know. It’s my 6-year-old nephew’s favourite, too:
How do you shoot a monster without getting him mad?
Anyone? Ask your kids to give it a try!
Okay, it’s more like giggles than a burst of bwahaha … but it’s still a nice 5-10 minutes break from the stress of schoolwork or, for you poor overworked parents, taking care of hyperactive kids, right?
So here’s something to take your mind off the other stuff.
Parents & Kids, ready?
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What is the most popular sentence in school?
I don't know.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
My brother got thrown out of the zoo last week.
“What happened?” I said.
“I fed the monkeys,” he said with a shrug.
“You got thrown out of the zoo for feeding the monkeys?”
“Yes, I fed them to the lions.”
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they are two-tired!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I love the one on the traffic lights and the monkeys ... (needlessly cruel, huh). Which ones do you like? Are there more you know? Click on ‘x comments’ at the top of this post, and share with us!
Actually, there is one more I know. It’s my 6-year-old nephew’s favourite, too:
How do you shoot a monster without getting him mad?
Anyone? Ask your kids to give it a try!
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